1. I'm DEAD, do you wanna talk to a dead person?
If you wanna talk to a dead person, firstly you have to die, otherwise it would be a communication problem to have a conversation with. When are you gonna die?
2. Don't add me in groups.
Please don't add me in groups, try to understand I have got some works to do. If you have no works, create 10 accounts and add yourself to groups and talk to yourself. Leave me alone.
3. Uninstalled, no coming back.
Trust me I've uninstalled this time wasting, annoying and useless messenger from my cellphone.
4. I'm offline dude, stay away from me.
Your message will never reach me, because I'm currently offline. Text me when I'm online.
5. I pretend I'm offline, honestly.
I mean I don't wanna talk to anyone, I hate to turn off my wife too. Got something check out on my browser.
6. I'm invisible from now on.
I'm invisible, but you can see my dress.
7. I'm invisible forever and ever.
I'm invisible, and you can't see my dress also, cause it's invisible too.
8. THUG life
You know what it means.
9. Speak to my HAND
Speak to my hand, cause the face it ain't listening.
10. I'm sleeping for years.
I'm so sleepy, I'm sleeping for years, I'm not gonna wake up again just because of you all. And don't ever try to wake me up.
This is pretty nice!! And 1. I'm DEAD, do you wanna talk to a dead person? :D!! Very good!!
ReplyDeleteThank you Ela Vankova, you are always welcome to visit my blog.
DeleteHaha, I like the last one. It's really cute :)
ReplyDeleteOh, thank you so much Juliana.
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